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Doesn’t intoxicologist sound better than "person who gets people drunk?" We're hoping this grunge look will inspire your guest to drink all night. ...

I didn’t drink it and I certainly don’t want to pay for it, this bar key is certainly a motto for all customers to live by! Our line of humor V-Rod...

Hay is for horses, not people. How would you like it if I came to your work and yelled at you like an animal? Bartenders have feelings and names to...

If you work at a bar you know all about drunkin grownups. So now you know what really keeps America running…BEER! The one and only Kolorcoat™ tech...

Were YOU made in the 1980s? Be proud! This bottle opener will have you reminiscing about all of the awesomeness that was the 80’s. You know this ra...

A fun way to give an insult! The other person might not find this opener very funny, but it will surely give you a good laugh every time, especiall...

This opener design is about roosters... what were you thinking? This tongue-in-cheek V-Rod's original graphic is great for that guy bartender that ...

If you like hot chicks, this says it all. This punny beer bottle opener is sure to get you a few laughs... and maybe something extra! Our unique K...

This pretty bottle opener will have you thinking about love all the time. Send some hugs and kisses... and a little more... to your favorite barten...

You have to be talented at something, and if bitching is your talent don’t be afraid to show it. Makes a great gift for the bartender or lady in yo...

This Wiener dog is fat, but all the ladies love him. You’ll love to show your big fat wiener off to all of your friends. Go ahead, bartender, show ...

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BOOBs and BOOZE, what guy could complain about this? I think he’ll be okay with letting you be in charge and if not, looks like he’s going to be re...

She's just asking for tips, right? Tell 'em what they really need to be doing with this sassy and sexy bottle opener as part of our D. Marvin serie...

The Meteorologists finally got the forecast of the week right. Looks like it is going to be partly cloudy with a good chance of DRUNK. It’s going t...

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These nice girls definitely don’t finish last. This good girl is cute fun and always loves a good party. Don’t forget to collect the complete D. Ma...

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A super cute design of Sunflower and Lady Bugs will brighten any body's day and bring sunshine and laughter. Ok, maybe not to that extreme but this...

"Psyche" them out with this colorful design flow. A beautiful collaboration of stunning colors will not only grab their attention as your popping t...

So realistic that it looks like this opener has been sitting out in the rain for quite some time. If the rustic look is what you're about then this...

Just another tough sexy man working for the man. The roughness and dirtiness of this metal plate will give the girls the impression of a hard, dirt...