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F#¢k Milk... Got Beer? Let's get one thing one thing straight, a bottle opener is really about one thing: Beer! Just beer. And boobs. So we feature...

You have to be talented at something, and if bitching is your talent don’t be afraid to show it. Makes a great gift for the bartender or lady in yo...

This funny Wall Mounted Bottle Opener is the perfect way to open beer bottles in your kitchen, bar, or even on the patio! It features a durable cas...

We mustache say that we think this is the best possible way to wake up every morning. With this fine ceramic handlebar mustache coffee mug. This is...

This is one take no nonsense bitch. She’ll tell you how it is and you’ll love it! Her sex appeal is just an added bonus that you should appreciate ...

Crack open bottles in style with our custom pixel space Speed bottle opener! This dreamy bottle opener is a great design to customize with your nam...

It's always good to keep your To-Do List handy... how about on your Bottle Opener? This is one task you won't want to forget about.

This colorful bar tool is meant to show that special someone you care. This fun Kolorcoat™ Speed Opener is the perfect way to let them know how muc...

Why flip a coin? When you can flip the Heads or Tails V-Rod® Bottle Opener! This bar blade is entirely more fun to flip, plus it opens beer bottles...

A bottle opener that can open 2 bottles at once, and has some free words of advice. This opener comes in handy! ...

Be careful whom you call fat, they might be worshiped by millions... or just think they should be. This funny tongue-in-cheek bottle opener takes p...

If you like hot chicks, this says it all. This punny beer bottle opener is sure to get you a few laughs... and maybe something extra! Our unique K...

This Wiener dog is fat, but all the ladies love him. You’ll love to show your big fat wiener off to all of your friends. Go ahead, bartender, show ...

Bigger is better! Wrap your hands around this Colossal™ Speed Bottle Opener and take full charge behind the bar. Measuring 11 inches in length, th...

What time is it? Doesn't matter... it's always beer thirty! "Beer Thirty" is a darn fine way to tell your friends that work is done and it's time f...

Everyone's getting lucky with this sexy leprechaun design that has catchy saying"I don't care if you're Irish..as long as I get Lucky". Product Fe...

Drink Responsibly Means Don't Spill It! This funny bar key is perfect for any bartender with a sense of humor. Our V-Rod® Bottle Openers are one o...

This opener design is about roosters... what were you thinking? This tongue-in-cheek V-Rod's original graphic is great for that guy bartender that ...

Crack open bottles in style with our tequila-inspired design! This funny quote bottle opener is a great design to customize with your name or your ...

Hand Crafted in the USA, this tavern shaped "real wood" bar sign will make a great addition to any home or bar decor. The funny saying adds a great...

F%&k Yeah, Merica'. Ideal cocktail set for the bartender you know that has a good sense of humor or a man cave that needs a little additional ...

We think anyone with a pool bar should sport this funny "Swim at Your Own Risk" Wooden Bar Sign. A high quality, rustic design hand-crafted in the ...

Heavily Medicated For Your Safety! This funny bar key is perfect for any bartender with a sense of humor. Our V-Rod® Bottle Openers are one of the...

"Who's your Paddy?" Leprechauns aren't always the most gentlemen of holiday icons! Rock the next St. Patrick's Day party with this funny and sugges...