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"I work harder than an ugly stripper." This funny quote bottle opener is a great design to customize with yours or your favorite bartenders name. ...

The I'm Slow V-Rod® Bottle Opener is the ideal way to open bottles and remove pour spouts. This humorous V-Rod® is not only attractive, but also du...

"I don't have the energy to pretend I like you today." This funny quote bottle opener is a great design to customize with yours or your favorite b...

Show off those beer muscles with this fun, novelty glass! Shaped just like a barbell, this glass relays a funny message and will certainly be the l...

Let's Get Sheet Faced! This funny bottle opener is the perfect tool for opening all of those pumpkin beers during the Halloween season. Adding your...

A fun way to give an insult! The other person might not find this opener very funny, but it will surely give you a good laugh every time, especiall...

This speed opener says it all...'Merica F*#K Yeah! Show some pride in our great nation with this super awesome bottle opener. Perfect for opening b...

If you're a fan, you're a fan! This spoof V-Rod® Bottle Opener is an excellent "thing" to add to your collection! There isn't anything "strange" ab...

Do you like it Extra Dirty? We know you can't resits a little extra saltiness in your martini. So add this sexy and fun V-Rod® Bottle Opener to you...

Some sharks are just special, so we are dedicating this bottle opener to all the special dancing sharks out there. This multifunctional V-Rod® Bott...

Hey, sometimes the ladies just appreciate a big fat rooster... uh, well, you know what we mean! If you're slinging suds at the bar and not afraid t...

Kolorcoat™ V-Rod® Bottle Opener - Rubix Cube

Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike...It's HumpDay! This V-Rod® Bottle Opener is perfect for opening beer bottles on Wednesday, or any other day of the we...

Time to drink? Why, according to this design, yes it is! Instantly funny and simple to those who get the joke, this metal sign is a mock up of a cl...

"Well-behaved women seldom make history." This funny quote bottle opener is a great design to customize with yours or your favorite bartenders name...

The V-Rod® Bottle Opener's Patent Pending design lets you pop out stubborn pourers with ease! I Support Day Drinking! This funny bar key is perfect...

Yes, that is right! We are not always right but.... Here is another way to let them know that you are not always Right but you never WRONG. This fu...

BOOBs and BOOZE, what guy could complain about this? I think he’ll be okay with letting you be in charge and if not, looks like he’s going to be re...

Well, if you are a bartender and are in need of a Bottle Opener that expresses your abilities, consider this Bad Ass Ninja design. But please, this...

Now boarding assholes, jerks and non-tipping customers! Most days you feel like an air traffic controller for all the a-holes around you and here's...

"You don't trust people because they are trustworthy. You do it because you have nothing else to rely on".... EXCEPT you can rely on this high qual...

I saw that tip - karma! This funny bar key is perfect for any bartender with a sense of humor. Our V-Rod® Bottle Openers are one of the hottest ba...

Catch your patrons off guard with this funny and retro-styles metal Kolorcoat™ bar sign. Designed to to grab attention and show a little attitude, ...