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What’s your sign and what does it say about you? We have created a line of NEON Zodiac Sign Speed Bottle Openers you are sure to love. Each of the ...

Truth Be Told is a vivid speed opener, with a firm statement! If the situation ever arises don't waste your time telling them something your Speed ...

This opener is Hot Hot Hot! A vibrant and realistic flame design is crisply wrapped around our standard speed opener to give off a message of "Don'...

The Monogram Swirls ADD YOUR NAME SPEED Bottle Openers are great for home or professional bartenders! These cute bar keys were designed so you can ...

What’s your sign and what does it say about you? We have created a line of NEON Zodiac Sign Speed Bottle Openers you are sure to love. Each of the ...

Get your hula on with this fun tiki design by artist CBjork! Adorned with tropical drinks, dancing gals, and iconic tiki characters, this design co...

Do you really want to know the REAL difference between You and Me? This bottle opener graphic should explain it pretty well. Simple, direct and to ...

Show them you're the best bartender on the block. Our Barcraft Speed Opener has a fun parody design gamer bartenders and customers will appreciate....

This opener is cool and refreshing... just what you need while running your butt off serving up those brews. Dive in and make a splash with this wa...

Your mission: To seek out new bars and new babes. To boldly go to happy hours you've never been to before. In neighborhoods far, far away. Okay, we...

Halloween is for getting "smashed", unless you're a pumpkin of course. Our Let's Get Smashed Kolorcoat Speed Openers has two jack-o-lanterns enjoyi...

An orange neon speed opener this Halloween seems more than appropriate! Slap on some grungy, screaming ghosts for an added effect and you’ve got yo...

The "Hardly Functioning" Speed Opener has a broken beer bottle and burn out mark running across both sides of the Speed Opener. This is a parody of...

Liquor in the Front... Poker in the rear! Hey, some people need a little direction! Summary Made of solid Stainless Steel Printed using permane...

If I want any lip out of you... I'll just open my zipper. Crude, Rude.... yet so perfectly put! Summary Made of solid Stainless Steel Printed u...

A super cute design of Sunflower and Lady Bugs will brighten any body's day and bring sunshine and laughter. Ok, maybe not to that extreme but this...

Yea, that's pretty Vulgar. However, sometime the situation calls for a bit of profanity... or in this case, a lot of profanity. Seriously though, i...

Be blunt in any language! And yes, that IS the correct translation. This cool design available in six different colors. ...

Withstanding the heat, the tiki figures on this speed opener are basking in a fiery, volcanic glow. Richly illustrated, thus brightly-colored opene...

Meee-YOW! Kitty can scratch! This tough, leather-bound dominatrix doesn't take "no" for an answer, but she's been known to succumb to laser pointer...

Semper Fi! Show your Marines pride with this dedication to our US armed forces. Featuring the Marines colors and a stirring quote, this opener is a...

Cute, colorful and Intoxicologist! An ideal design for those girly Intoxicologists out there to add to their collection. Summary Made of solid ...